lunes, 28 de febrero de 2011
Getting In Touch With My Feminine Side
Most of my youth group members are teenagers, but we tend not to hang out when we’re not having group meetings or going on trips. So apart from middle aged ladies, I also hang out with my fair share of little kids in my free time. My best friend of all is a 12-year-old deaf/mute girl named Patricia, who is more commonly known as La Muda (the mute one), but contrary to her nickname, she is extremely vocal in her own personal language. She comes over every day and usually cleans my house. Sometimes she cleans for free, but sometimes she feels she deserves payment so I give her 5 pesos or a couple candies and she carries on feeling content and appreciated. I know what your thinking: That’s underpaid child labor!… Well, all I can say is, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! THINGS WORK DIFFERENTLY HERE! Me and Patricia tell each other stories using hand gestures, yet we only understand about half of what is being said. Maybe it is best that way because the kids who I can understand tend to drive me insane after a while. Patricia’s favorite thing to do is talk on my cell phone, so whenever I’m talking to another Peace Corps friend with our free family plan, Patricia asks for me to pass her the phone, and when I do, she begins to tell my friends a story using very animated noises and hand motions. She then passes the phone back to me and my friends ask me, “Who was that and what language was she talking in?” We haven’t said it to each other yet, but me and Patricia both know that we’re BFF’s.
Being an avid fan of youth camps, I recently signed up to go to a girls youth camp, to which I brought two girls from my youth group. At the camp, there were 40 teenage Dominican girls, 17 female volunteers, and 3 male volunteers (me, Jared, and Dean). The estrogen was running high and we were clearly outnumbered. However, this camp turned out to be incredibly fun and the girls treated us men like kings. Everyone at the camp was given a little mail box with their name on it so that whoever wanted could leave a note for their new friends. By the end of the three days, the mail boxes belonging to Jared, Dean, and I were overflowing with love notes. Throughout the first 2 days of the camp, we kept dropping hints that there would be a special guest appearance by Carlos Baute and Marta Sanchez (2 well known singers who have a hit duet on the radio). Then, as promised, on the second night of the camp, as all the girls were waiting in pure excitement, Dean announced, “Give a warm welcome for Carlos and Marta!!!” Then I, dressed and Carlos, and Jared, dressed in drag as Marta, came running into the room where we were met by 40 screaming girls, as if it were an N’sync concert. They were so star struck you would have thought we were the real musical artists. Once we got to the center of the crowd, the girls rushed in on us and we were almost smothered before Dean came to the rescue and acted as security and told the girls to calm down. Me and Jared sang our famous duet and for the remainder of the camp, we were called Carlos and Marta. My 15 minutes of fame was over before I knew it, but now I know what it’s like to be Justin Bieber, who, by the way, recently took the place of Justin Timberlake as the person people refer to when they first learn my name…great improvement. (My latest prayer: Dear God, please allow someone named Justin to become famous for something more respectable than singing love songs to 12-year-old girls. Amen.)
sábado, 15 de enero de 2011
La Navidad
Mañanitas, meaning “little mornings”, are a perfect example of the Dominican culture. What Dominicans love more than anything are loud noises: loud motorcycles, loud voices, loud explosions, and especially loud music. They also love jumping on the bandwagon and praising the lord. What Dominicans have very little value for are such things like personal space, self awareness, noise pollution, noise violations, and a good nights sleep before work. This complex combination is what allows mañanitas to continue as a tradition year after year. What basically happens is at 4:00 am, a small group of people gather outside the Catholic Church with a collection of percussion instruments and begin marching up the street while singing merengue style Christmas carols. As the group proceeds up the street, more and more people come out of their homes and join the group until a massive parade is formed. If you’re in my community, Tubagua, the parade is accompanied by a truck with massive speakers blasting prerecorded Christmas carols with bass so loud you feel it in your chest. At selective houses, the group stops to sing a song that talks about opening the door until someone from inside wakes up and does just that. This ridiculous display of Christmas spirit continues until 6:00am when the group arrives back at the church just in time for mass in the dark. Mass ends at about 6:45am, just as the sun begins to rise. And as if 1 day of this wasn’t already enough, they do it for each of the 10 days leading up to Christmas Eve. Nobody gets a good night’s sleep for 10 days. So I say,if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
I had two friends stay over during this time who hadn’t yet learned of this tradition. Before we went to bed, I told them I had a surprise for them in the morning, but I didn’t tell them what it was. Like clockwork, the 200dB parade came bumping past my house, waking all of us up. My friends asked, “what in the hell is that!?!?” I told them to look out the window and they saw. I quickly explained what it was and told them to put their shoes on because we were about to join the party. Soon we were walking off into the darkness, half asleep, clapping our hands to the most fast paced Christmas song we’d ever heard.
Looking at this from the average sleeping person’s perspective, this ritual would certainly make the list of the top 10 most obnoxious things ever. Imagine if this happened in the U.S., in your neighborhood. People would most certainly get arrested or shot, or both. The church would be shut down and Christmas carols would be deemed illegal before 3:00pm. However, here in the D.R., those who party harder come out on top. And noise violations fall under the same classification as unicorns. This can even be seen in their politics. The politicians drive around big trucks with their giant face and name printed on the side while blasting the latest regaetón song, except with the lyrics changed to say something about voting for that politician. The politician who makes the most noise wins, simple. Political issues have little to no relevance.
Christmas, a time for sharing
What Dominicans are the best at is sharing. With any visit you make to a neighbors house comes a fresh juice or coffee. If a stranger on the public bus has one hard candy left, he or she will break it with their teeth and give you half. Sharing is embedded in the culture, and for this reason it is great to be in the DR for Christmas, because Christmas is a time for sharing. Christmas Eve is the big day here when the whole family gets together and eats a big feast. The traditional dishes during Christmas time are rotisserie pork, potato/yuka bake, apples, and grapes. On Christmas Eve I ate an early dinner with my neighbor, and then another dinner with my host family, who prepared an entire pig. I ate the pig’s tongue; is that gross? I stuffed myself until I couldn’t move. Later I went to another neighbor’s house where we shared spiked eggnog, wine, and skrewdrivers, and then found some more room to shove in some grilled chicken and hot dogs. This ended up not being the greatest combination because I woke up the next morning at 7am with a full belly and threw it all up. But it was totally worth it. I was eating leftover pork for 3 days until we finished every part of it including the ears, hooves, liver, heart, and intestines, and it was so delicious.
I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! We’re still in need of donations for the library project, so if your New Years resolution is to help the needy, just visit the link below…
https://www.peacecorps.gov/index.cfm?shell=donate.contribute.projDetail&projdesc=517-403
miércoles, 22 de diciembre de 2010
Perritos
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miércoles, 10 de noviembre de 2010
Aventuras del Campesino
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- The DR is a tropical island in the Carribean (cold water bucket baths actually feel good)
- There are up to 200 PC volunteers in this country that is smaller than Rhode Island, so you never have to go to far to see and american friend when things get stressful.
- We have cell phones provided with an unlimited family plan between all PC volunteers and staff.
- A flight home can take as little as 2 hours depending on what state you are from.
- When hurricanes threaten the island, PC orders all volunteers to consolidate at 5 star hotels for a week with AC, hot water, buffets, internet, a gym, and a swimming pool. This is actually what has just occurred with Hurican Tomas.
lunes, 6 de septiembre de 2010
Mas Cuentos
lunes, 9 de agosto de 2010
Bittersweet
September 2009: Arrive at site. Find out that instead of being assigned to a typical PC water project with 30-60 houses, I am given 224 houses and an old damaged set of underground pipeline to work with. I find out that my x-boss, (a man who weighs 300 pounds and has such trouble falling asleep at the wheel that PC has assigned him his own personal driver), had left his main duty of volunteer site development to the last minute, and had never actually visited my site to make sure it had a feasible project. Thanks Peace Corps. I am also immediately informed that the water source is located on the land belonging to a mean-old-lawyer-man that lives in the nearby city, and who has prohibited the community from using this water. My community project partner tells me that she is resolving the problem by way of asking her political friends for assistance. I trust her, and I wait patiently. Meanwhile, my fellow water volunteers are starting and finishing their land surveys and pipeline designs, and fundraising for their respective projects. I begin to feel worthless and bored.
End of January 2010: My project partner announces defeat after the governor, mayor, and senator all fail to provide assistance. I contemplate switching sites, but decide to see if I can make something happen with the name of the U.S. government backing me.
February 2010: I call the governor and senator atleast 4000 times each, spending half of my PC salary on phone cards. The politicians tell me each time I call that they are busy but will call me back, meaning that I was told 8000 lies. I slip into the beginnings of depression and desperation. I give up with politicians and seek assistance from the government water agency. This avenue initially appears promising, but ultimately resolves to nothing. My self worth diminishes to nothing. Just as I am about to give up for good, I get a tip from a fellow volunteer that the governor wants to talk to me. I call the governor and she sets up a meeting with the mean-old-landowner, herself, myself, and the members of my water committee. The meeting concludes with the landowner granting us permission to conduct the land survey, and with the understanding that if he approves the design, we can proceed with construction. An unimpressive slam dunk, but a slam dunk nonetheless. This glimmer of hope helps bring me out of my pathetic state of self-pity, and the fleeting thoughts of suicide begin to subside.
April 2010: We conduct the land survey and discover that the water source is of too low of an altitude to reach a large part of the community. After making a design and calculating the budget, we discover that the project will cost right around US$30,000, the most expensive PC water project to ever exist. I hit rock bottom once again. However, being so close to receiving permission to work, I figure we should keep fighting. We present the design to the landowner, promising him 3 of his own water taps, and he verbally agrees to the proposal, but tells us to wait for him to draw up a written contract before we start to work. Verbal slam-dunk. Landowner goes on vacation.
May 2010: I call the landowner at least 500 times to get the contract in order so we can start asking politicians for money. The landowner declares that he wants his son to come to the community to see exactly where the project will take place and to give his approval. I call the landowner’s son atleast 700 times and talk to him twice. The landowner calls me for the first time one morning only to tell me that his son had informed him that they just realized that there are cattle that belong to another man that drink from the river that is formed by our desired water source, and because of that, we can’t continue with the project. I throw in the towel and regret wasting the last 8 months of my life. I down an entire bottle of malaria pills.
June 2010: I bounce back. I decide that I didn’t really like engineering projects that much anyway, and that from this day on I would be a youth volunteer. Peace Corps doesn’t particularly agree with this decision, which I had actually made without consulting anyone. PC finds another water project for me in a nearby town. I agree to work on it as long as I can continue living in my original community.
July 2010: New beginnings. Miraculously, after 2 meetings with my new community, we have a fully funded project ready to start within a few months. The water system will be gravity fed. There do not appear to be any non-compliant landowners. Now that’s more like it.
While I did waste a lot of time waiting for the first water project to begin, it was time well invested into gaining the trust and friendship of community members. After being here for 11 months, the community members support all of my initiatives and efforts, something that can only be accomplished through personal time investment. For this reason, within a short period of time, we have quickly gotten a few new projects off the ground such improved stove construction, technical skills courses, and youth group activities. It was actually a blessing that the landowner never came through on his half because now I can just blame the failure of the project on him. Otherwise, I would have been faced with an outrageously expensive project that probably would have failed, upon which I would likely have been chased out of the village by and angry mob carrying flaming torches.
I guess that explanation wasn’t actually that brief, but considering this story took place over the better part of a year, it’s not too bad. Sorry this blog entry wasn’t that funny, but I needed to vent. Thanks for listening.
As a final plea for those who are willing to support, the youth camp we have planned for August 23-25 is still in need of funding. During the three-day conference, participants have a safe environment in which to examine their own culture, be introduced to other cultures, and gain the tools to combat discrimination in their communities. The conference will give my youth the opportunity to share and learn with 80 other young Dominicans throughout the northern region of the country. The conference will be financed by a grant through donations from each participating community, and from volunteers’ family and friends. The grant is through a program called Peace Corps Partnership, which allows family, friends, and the general public to donate to sustainable Peace Corps projects in a tax-deductible safe manner.
How Can You Help?
Donate! Tax-deductible donations can be made at this link.
https://www.peacecorps.gov/index.cfm?shell=resources.donors.contribute.projDetail&projdesc=517-389
Tell friends, parents, and co-workers to donate!
Thank you for all your love and support!
Cheers,
Justin
martes, 27 de julio de 2010
La Lucha
Thanksgiving 2009:
Meet up with volunteers at hotel. Enter hotel room. See friends. Feel joyful. Make talk of making a run to the liquor store to buy drinks. Notice ceiling fan and its unusually low position, less than an arm’s reach away. Recall one time in the U.S. when I touched a moving fan with the tip of my finger creating a light thud sound with each passing blade, giving me a sense of curious accomplishment. Decide to recreate this experience. Reach slowly towards the fan as friends look on. Instantly regret previous decision as a sharp pain shoots through my finger. Look at finger and see blood, but assume its not that serious. Go to bathroom sink to run water on it. Realize that the tip of my finger has the ability to flap open. Turn white. Nearly faint. Go to emergency room, 4 blocks away. Get 6 stitches. Return to hotel less than 2 hours later. Take a closer look at the fan and discover that Dominican fans are made of sharp metal. Make mental note. Party all night.
4th of July 2010:
Go to Samana and meet up with other volunteers at our weekend beach rental. Have a few afternoon drinks in the pool overlooking the ocean. Break out the football and start to play a game of catch. Reflect on the beauty of all things American: hot dogs, speaking English, money, football, etc. Watch as innocent game of catch evolves into smear the queer (tackle whichever guy has the ball), and continue to participate. Watch as good friend Duncan grabs ball. Move forward to tackle him. Quickly approach Duncan but come to a halt as my mouth is met by an illegally executed elbow defense maneuver. Notice by the touch of the tongue that my front teeth are now much closer to the back of my mouth than they used to be. Bleed from my mouth onto the grass as friends continue to tackle each other like barbarians. Walk towards group until someone notices the problem at hand. The barbarians point and laugh, not the reaction I was hoping for. Call the Peace Corps on-call doctor. Send for a cab. Enter a 15 minute depression due to the displacement of teeth, but more due to the fact that I must leave the party. Come out of the depression and decide to enjoy the party as much as possible until the taxi arrives to take me to the capital. Take shots of hard liquor with several friends. Take pictures with everyone, making sure mangled tooth is in full view. Start an elite club of individuals who were willing to lick my bloody mangled tooth. Final member count: 14. Taxi arrives. Begin 4 hour journey to the capital. Sleep the entire way. Taxi fare: $8000 pesos. Visit dentist the next day. Find out the agonizing road to recovery: Removal of tooth, temporary 2 week replacement of original tooth using glue, surgical placement of implant piece into jawbone, insertion of fake tooth on a retainer thing for 3 weeks, insertion of fixed-temporary fake tooth for 5 months, 2 root canals, insertion of permanent implant tooth. Smile again.
New fears acquired in the Dominican Republic: Fans, Elbows, Duncans.
While my personal (physical) development has taken a few steps backwards, community development is moving along quite nicely. Thanks to a group of American highschoolers, 4 local ladies are now proud owners of brand new firewood stoves. Normally, the women here cook with a giant pot set upon 3 blocks with a wood fire burning underneath. The fire fills the room with smoke, which the women breathe for several hours a day, leaving their lungs as black as the ceilings above their stoves. The concept of the improved cookstoves is that the fire is contained so that the heat is maximized while the smoke is directed out a chimney that exits above the roof. We have trained 3 local guys to build these stoves, which they earn RD$600 for each one that they build. We are hoping to eventually build about 100 stoves.
I took the 20 kids from my Brigada Verde group on a trip to my buddy Andrew’s site, where we spent the day with his youth group. We rode a cable car up to the top of a mountain, my kids gave presentations about how to take care of the environment, and then we hiked 3 hours back down the mountain. All the kids complained the next day that their legs hurt so bad they could barely walk. Whereas before, the kids had a somewhat indifferent view of nature, I think now, they actually despise it. Not really the outcome I was hoping for but what can you do…? I just explained to them they were all stronger because of their efforts. They then threw trash on the ground to spite me. Sigo luchando pa’lante.